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[hellocomputer]

Scotty here. Can I help ye with something?

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[murphypendleton]

if the arena is a bakery you're gonna regret this decision

also you fuckers and your fancy fucking layouts i swear to god

[hellocomputer]

if the arena is a bakery it wouldn't be much of a hunger games now would it

what part of this layout is confusing, murph? or have ye started drinking already (ye might wanna lay off mate, this is early even for walter here)

[murphypendleton]

i don't know beating someone to death with old loaves of bread sounds like a capitol thing to do

all of it

did i mention i fucking hate computers because i do, i fucking hate computers

also it's never too early for walter

[hellocomputer]

now that ye mention it, it does

ssshhhh, don't listen to the angry little man, computer. he doesn't know what he's saying

[murphypendleton]

who the fuck you callin little, kiltboy, you're not much taller than i am

the angry thing is pretty accurate though

[hellocomputer]

maybe so, but ye're still little. pocket-sized, really.

[murphypendleton]

you're aiming low today

[illdrinktothat]

if he wants to hit you at all he's sure as fuck gonna have to

[hellocomputer]

oh come now, pick on someone yer own size

at least i only dwarf him a little

[illdrinktothat]

half-pint's tough enough to take it.

[hellocomputer]

aye ye're right, the brave little thing

[illdrinktothat]

half my size but at least twice as full of rage

he's a shining example to us all

[murphypendleton]

i'm going to fucking kill you both

just

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[illdrinktothat]

don't be so mad, murph

you've got at least two, three inches of height on weyoun

[murphypendleton]

you leave wifey out of this

[hellocomputer]

oh sullivan, we'd better hush up. we're upsetting the wee bairn

[hellocomputer]

he really is precious, isn't he

[illdrinktothat]

like a murderous puppy

[illdrinktothat]

i'm adding that to my ways to potentially kill people list, thanks.

also i haven't had a drink in a while so ha ha at you right now, asshole.

[hellocomputer]

really now? this protege of yours is practically a miracle worker. i'm impressed.

[illdrinktothat]

yeah and if we manage a win then she really will be.

[hellocomputer]

so ye think she's actually got a shot then?

[illdrinktothat]

a decent enough one from what i can tell, especially for 12. it'll all come down to how she actually reacts to being stuck in the arena and if i can actually wrangle any sponsors.

[hellocomputer]

well now, i really am impressed. hopefully ye haven't forgotten all of your limited people skills

[illdrinktothat]

with any luck i've actually retained most of those

think i'm too old for the rogueish thing to still work