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[hellocomputer]

Scotty here. Can I help ye with something?

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[illdrinktothat]

goddamn i can barely get five minutes alone lately

[hellocomputer]

oh ye poor thing, actually having to do yer job this year

[illdrinktothat]

it's very taxing, this mentoring thing

how're your little ones coming along

[hellocomputer]

isn't it just

they're... alright, considering. i've had them learning stealth and foraging and so on. couldn't hurt. i'd like them to at least make it out of the bloodbath if they can.

how's your protege? mine say she hasn't been back downstairs.

[illdrinktothat]

long as the run away from the cornucopia they should. maybe i'll convince cupcake to fling himself at it as a distraction.

catching on quick. i sent her back down which is why i've got a moment of time to come on here.

[hellocomputer]

what's he even doing that's so irritating

ahh good. she down there to learn anything or to make nice?

[illdrinktothat]

existing. he's a particular kind of district 12 townie.

anything she can. the stations aren't worth jack but i can't teach her what he competitors are doing, she's gotta go keep an eye on their progress herself.

[hellocomputer]

townie... oh right, isn't he a baker's son or something? aye, i can see how that'd be irritating

smart. well, i did tell my two to make friends if they could, maybe they'll talk to her. since murphy's were so fond of her and all.

[illdrinktothat]

that's our cupcake. he's on the oblivious and dull side of average but next to caro he's dead weight.

good. i haven't told her what to do with that beyond that talking to 'em is alright, so we'll see what she ends up doing.

[murphypendleton]

if the arena is a bakery you're gonna regret this decision

also you fuckers and your fancy fucking layouts i swear to god

[hellocomputer]

if the arena is a bakery it wouldn't be much of a hunger games now would it

what part of this layout is confusing, murph? or have ye started drinking already (ye might wanna lay off mate, this is early even for walter here)

[murphypendleton]

i don't know beating someone to death with old loaves of bread sounds like a capitol thing to do

all of it

did i mention i fucking hate computers because i do, i fucking hate computers

also it's never too early for walter

[hellocomputer]

now that ye mention it, it does

ssshhhh, don't listen to the angry little man, computer. he doesn't know what he's saying

[murphypendleton]

who the fuck you callin little, kiltboy, you're not much taller than i am

the angry thing is pretty accurate though

[hellocomputer]

maybe so, but ye're still little. pocket-sized, really.

[murphypendleton]

you're aiming low today

[illdrinktothat]

if he wants to hit you at all he's sure as fuck gonna have to

[illdrinktothat]

i'm adding that to my ways to potentially kill people list, thanks.

also i haven't had a drink in a while so ha ha at you right now, asshole.

[hellocomputer]

really now? this protege of yours is practically a miracle worker. i'm impressed.

[illdrinktothat]

yeah and if we manage a win then she really will be.

[hellocomputer]

so ye think she's actually got a shot then?

[hellocomputer]

if even your cantankerous self has something nice to say about that protege of yours, she must be shaping up well.

[illdrinktothat]

well shit now i gotta think of something to complain about to even it out, don't i.

[hellocomputer]

ye were just complaining about actually having to do work, so i think ye've already balanced it out

[illdrinktothat]

maybe so