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[hellocomputer]

Scotty here. Can I help ye with something?

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[hellocomputer]

now that ye mention it, it does

ssshhhh, don't listen to the angry little man, computer. he doesn't know what he's saying

[murphypendleton]

who the fuck you callin little, kiltboy, you're not much taller than i am

the angry thing is pretty accurate though

[hellocomputer]

maybe so, but ye're still little. pocket-sized, really.

[murphypendleton]

you're aiming low today

[illdrinktothat]

if he wants to hit you at all he's sure as fuck gonna have to

[hellocomputer]

oh come now, pick on someone yer own size

at least i only dwarf him a little

[illdrinktothat]

half-pint's tough enough to take it.

[hellocomputer]

aye ye're right, the brave little thing

[illdrinktothat]

half my size but at least twice as full of rage

he's a shining example to us all

[murphypendleton]

i'm going to fucking kill you both

just

f
y
i

[illdrinktothat]

don't be so mad, murph

you've got at least two, three inches of height on weyoun

[murphypendleton]

you leave wifey out of this

[illdrinktothat]

oh pardon me

[hellocomputer]

i dunno that i'd go bragging to anyone about two inches though

[murphypendleton]

you've been saving that joke for a while, haven't you

[hellocomputer]

i'll never tell







anyone about your two inches

don't worry lad

[illdrinktothat]

too late

[hellocomputer]

well don't tell anyone else, would ye? he's very sensitive

[murphypendleton]

i can't with you two right now

just ssshhh, team whiskey dick

[hellocomputer]

oh sullivan, we'd better hush up. we're upsetting the wee bairn

[illdrinktothat]

i'm shaking in my boots already

[murphypendleton]

you got the shakes already

damn, walt

[illdrinktothat]

har har

[hellocomputer]

he really is precious, isn't he

[illdrinktothat]

like a murderous puppy