[locked to teams 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

well now, that went well i think.

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[illdrinktothat]

i am so fucking charming, ok

i am a charming motherfucker

[hellocomputer]

oh, we already knew that. i'm just surprised flickerman noticed. didn't think ye were his type

[illdrinktothat]

maybe he wants a new alcoholic cohost

i look at least... five years younger than q

[hellocomputer]

and it's all thanks to the pickling ye've been doing!

[murphypendleton]

it's preserved his youth perfectly

he's looked about 35 for at least the past ten years

[illdrinktothat]

what's your secret, murph, since you look like you're about sixteen still

do you have a painting in your attic or something

[murphypendleton]

...why would i have a painting in my attic

you sure you're not drunk

[caroflower]

So it'll age instead of you.

[murphypendleton]

oh that, uh

makes approximately no sense to me but ok

i'm missing a reference here

[illdrinktothat]

go read picture of dorian grey

and when you find that painting, don't look at it

[murphypendleton]

alright i googled it

so what are you then, since we're tossing out book references here

[illdrinktothat]

frankenstein's monster

go read more

[caroflower]

Whoa now, did I get here at a bad time? I'm not sure I wanna read about a bunch of guys talking about pickling.

[murphypendleton]

i'm sorry but this is what every one of our conversations leads back to

without fail

[caroflower]

Men.

[murphypendleton]

guilty as charged

[hellocomputer]

ye forgot to mention our grand love affair

and data's string of broken hearts

[murphypendleton]

why the hell hasn't walter briefed her on this yet

it's important stuff

[illdrinktothat]

been a little bit busy

[caroflower]

He was too busy bantering with Flickerman and Q.

[illdrinktothat]

hey it ain't like those snobby fuckers even look at me otherwise

gotta take my opportunities as they come

[murphypendleton]

that just makes it sound like you slept with them

sullivan, no

[illdrinktothat]

there is no amount of money or liquor in the whole world for that

[caroflower]

Well maybe you'll have more opportunities, now that Flickerman's realized how charming you are.

[murphypendleton]

oh really