[locked to teams 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

well now, that went well i think.

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[murphypendleton]

goddamn flickerman some of those questions

are you fucking kidding me

[hellocomputer]

i think he's contractually obligated to try and make every victor cry at least once. good on the lass though, for not

[illdrinktothat]

he tried it

he failed at it

[datasoong]

Indeed.

[illdrinktothat]

he might actually subsist on the tears of victors

it's why he's so youthful but in a really creepily unnatural way

[hellocomputer]

oh good lord

[murphypendleton]

i see you and brandy have made up earlier than expected

[illdrinktothat]

no i'm actually just really fucking exhausted

[hellocomputer]

no force on earth could keep them apart for long

they're written in the stars, they are

[illdrinktothat]

it's destiny

currently delayed but our reunion is inevitable

[hellocomputer]

that bit about waiting for the train, though

[illdrinktothat]

yeah no that sounded about right to me really

[hellocomputer]

oh no, i meant i'm impressed!

[hellocomputer]

and charming, really now flickerman

[illdrinktothat]

i am so fucking charming, ok

i am a charming motherfucker

[hellocomputer]

oh, we already knew that. i'm just surprised flickerman noticed. didn't think ye were his type

[illdrinktothat]

maybe he wants a new alcoholic cohost

i look at least... five years younger than q

[hellocomputer]

and it's all thanks to the pickling ye've been doing!

[murphypendleton]

it's preserved his youth perfectly

he's looked about 35 for at least the past ten years

[illdrinktothat]

what's your secret, murph, since you look like you're about sixteen still

do you have a painting in your attic or something

[murphypendleton]

...why would i have a painting in my attic

you sure you're not drunk

[caroflower]

Whoa now, did I get here at a bad time? I'm not sure I wanna read about a bunch of guys talking about pickling.

[murphypendleton]

i'm sorry but this is what every one of our conversations leads back to

without fail

[caroflower]

Men.

[hellocomputer]

ye forgot to mention our grand love affair

and data's string of broken hearts