[locked to teams 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

well now, that went well i think.

Comments

[caroflower]

He was too busy bantering with Flickerman and Q.

[illdrinktothat]

hey it ain't like those snobby fuckers even look at me otherwise

gotta take my opportunities as they come

[murphypendleton]

that just makes it sound like you slept with them

sullivan, no

[illdrinktothat]

there is no amount of money or liquor in the whole world for that

[hellocomputer]

oh lord, murph, ye'll give me nightmares

[caroflower]

Well maybe you'll have more opportunities, now that Flickerman's realized how charming you are.

[illdrinktothat]

maybe

i give him a week before he forgets again

[caroflower]

It's hard work maintaining a train of thought under all that hairspray and dye.

[illdrinktothat]

he's a inspiration to us all, truly

[murphypendleton]

it sounds like you're speaking from experience here about mr. sullivan's charm

[caroflower]

Hey man, nothing says smooth operator like throwing forks at a girl in the middle of the night.

Who could resist.

[murphypendleton]

that's marriage right there

believe me i know

[caroflower]

Maybe in 7, but in 12 you have to have a conversation that lasts at least ten minutes just to be considered going steady.

Fork throwing is something else entirely.

[murphypendleton]

well my lovelife just got entirely more confusing than it already was

and it was already pretty confusing to begin witn

also i'm very sorry but i think weyoun might have stolen data from you

[caroflower]

I don't think online counts, though, so there's that at least. ...On the other hand, I may end up with that harem after all. Since people actually talk to Victors.

Oh dear! Well, I suppose I'll muddle through somehow.

[murphypendleton]

hang around walter, he'll scare everyone off

with his charms, you know

[caroflower]

Not if he keeps sassing everyone. Then he'll have the harem I suppose.

[hellocomputer]

...forks

[caroflower]

Forks.

[illdrinktothat]

it was a valuable part of my training regime

she left out the part where i yelled pop quiz questions at her while i threw the forks

[caroflower]

I only passed when I answered them all correctly and caught the forks.

Too bad my aim is terrible, though. Throwing them back would have been cooler.

[illdrinktothat]

alas we've had to cross knife throwing off the list of your potential victor talents

[caroflower]

There's still time to teach me to juggle them, though!

[murphypendleton]

is this some kind of bizarre capitol euphamism

[murphypendleton]

oh really