[locked to mentors of district 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

all right, since i know we're going to do it anyway, we might as well do our gossiping like old women about the scores we think everyone's going to get here

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[illdrinktothat]

very

it's not easy to get her so huffy at me, that takes effort

[datasoong]

Willfully misinterpreting facts has that effect on many people.

[illdrinktothat]

ohohoho

did i strike a nerve

[datasoong]

Is there any answer to this that will not further provoke you? I doubt it.

[illdrinktothat]

probably not

[datasoong]

For the record, neither time we met on the roof could be construed as a "moment" in the sense you are implying.

Unless civil conversation is considered to be the height of romance out in your district. In which case the outlying districts have even more problems than I thought.

[illdrinktothat]

...neither? there was a part two to that encounter? this just keeps getting better.

if it's longer than ten minutes of talking that's basically marriage

[datasoong]

We happened to be on the roof at the same time a second time, yes.

I hope online communication does not count. I would prefer not to be married to anyone in this post.

[illdrinktothat]

well we don't really have electricity in 12 so fuck if i know if this counts

you might be safe

for now

[datasoong]

What a relief.

Perhaps I will be able to sleep tonight after all.

[hellocomputer]

oh dear is it? i think i may have a surprising number of spouses then

[illdrinktothat]

i always knew you had it in you

[hellocomputer]

now wait a minute who's to say they're not the ones having it in them eh

[illdrinktothat]

murphy's going to get jealous if you're not careful

you know what an angry little man he is

[hellocomputer]

oh but he's so cute when he's mad

[illdrinktothat]

itty bitty ball of rage

like a furious leprechaun

[murphypendleton]

i will feed you to my dogs

[illdrinktothat]

angry little puppy

isn't he precious

[hellocomputer]

i just want to pinch his cheeks

[illdrinktothat]

who doesn't, he's adorable

our resident itty bitty lumberjack

[hellocomputer]

our darling wee hellion

[illdrinktothat]

pocket-sized firebrand

[hellocomputer]

little precious menace

[murphypendleton]

i'll menace your face

[illdrinktothat]

lilliputian rascal