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[hellocomputer]

Scotty here. Can I help ye with something?

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[illdrinktothat]

scotty you don't know me at all

but you should both check your inboxes, i found some ebooks. you can thank caro for letting me know this stuff exists.

[murphypendleton]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT AM I READING

[hellocomputer]

help me i think my eyes are bleeding

[murphypendleton]

scotty i can't take this

what did i ever do

i made my mistakes

[hellocomputer]

i'm not sure i'm old enough to be reading this really

[murphypendleton]

I NEED AN ADULT

IS THIS EVEN LEGAL

[hellocomputer]

what in the world...

wait

caro told ye about these

[illdrinktothat]

indeed she did

[hellocomputer]

how in the world did ye end up talking about romance novels with her

[illdrinktothat]

i asked her what the last book she read was.

and that turned into her informing me capitol people write this shit about champions. some of which star me, apparently.

[hellocomputer]

oh dear, was she reading the ones about you?

[illdrinktothat]

she says no but who knows with her

[hellocomputer]

just think, after she wins i bet there'll be books about the two of ye

[illdrinktothat]

mother of god

i hadn't even thought of that

[hellocomputer]

i'll be sure to find ye some

[illdrinktothat]

i might have found some that are you and keenser

i don't think i'll be reading any parts of them to check

[hellocomputer]

oh good lord

that might even be horrifying enough to distract me from the main point here

[illdrinktothat]

just as planned