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[hellocomputer]

Scotty here. Can I help ye with something?

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[hellocomputer]

oh i am sorry, dear. how can i ever make it up to ye

[murphypendleton]

i'll have to consult my divorce lawyer on that

[illdrinktothat]

you two can make this work

i believe in you

[hellocomputer]

murphy come back, ye know i can't live without ye

[murphypendleton]

oh sure, scotty

oh sure

[hellocomputer]

oh lad, ye know ye're the only one i've ever loved

don't end things this way

[murphypendleton]

well fine

what would i do without you, anyway

[hellocomputer]

never reach anything on the top shelves, that's for sure

ye wee menace

[murphypendleton]

i will hit you with my stepladder i ain't even joking

[hellocomputer]

frisky today are we

[murphypendleton]

oh you have no idea

[hellocomputer]

ooh mister pendleton

[murphypendleton]

c'mere kiltboy let's make up

[hellocomputer]

oh my i'm getting all hot and bothered

[illdrinktothat]

i'm just gonna be over here going now kiss

[hellocomputer]

been reading romance novels again lad

[illdrinktothat]

scotty you don't know me at all

but you should both check your inboxes, i found some ebooks. you can thank caro for letting me know this stuff exists.

[murphypendleton]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT AM I READING

[hellocomputer]

help me i think my eyes are bleeding

[murphypendleton]

scotty i can't take this

what did i ever do

i made my mistakes

[hellocomputer]

i'm not sure i'm old enough to be reading this really

[hellocomputer]

what in the world...

wait

caro told ye about these

[illdrinktothat]

indeed she did

[hellocomputer]

how in the world did ye end up talking about romance novels with her

[illdrinktothat]

i asked her what the last book she read was.

and that turned into her informing me capitol people write this shit about champions. some of which star me, apparently.