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[hellocomputer]

Scotty here. Can I help ye with something?

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[illdrinktothat]

indeed she did

[hellocomputer]

how in the world did ye end up talking about romance novels with her

[illdrinktothat]

i asked her what the last book she read was.

and that turned into her informing me capitol people write this shit about champions. some of which star me, apparently.

[hellocomputer]

oh dear, was she reading the ones about you?

[illdrinktothat]

she says no but who knows with her

[hellocomputer]

just think, after she wins i bet there'll be books about the two of ye

[illdrinktothat]

mother of god

i hadn't even thought of that

[hellocomputer]

i'll be sure to find ye some

[illdrinktothat]

i might have found some that are you and keenser

i don't think i'll be reading any parts of them to check

[hellocomputer]

oh good lord

that might even be horrifying enough to distract me from the main point here

[illdrinktothat]

just as planned