[locked to teams 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

well now, that went well i think.

Comments

[murphypendleton]

it's preserved his youth perfectly

he's looked about 35 for at least the past ten years

[illdrinktothat]

what's your secret, murph, since you look like you're about sixteen still

do you have a painting in your attic or something

[murphypendleton]

...why would i have a painting in my attic

you sure you're not drunk

[caroflower]

So it'll age instead of you.

[murphypendleton]

oh that, uh

makes approximately no sense to me but ok

i'm missing a reference here

[illdrinktothat]

go read picture of dorian grey

and when you find that painting, don't look at it

[murphypendleton]

alright i googled it

so what are you then, since we're tossing out book references here

[illdrinktothat]

frankenstein's monster

go read more

[murphypendleton]

well it's not like i sleep so i suppose

how you've managed to find the time between binge drinking is amazing though