[locked to mentors of district 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

all right, since i know we're going to do it anyway, we might as well do our gossiping like old women about the scores we think everyone's going to get here

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[illdrinktothat]

oh my god that was

that was beautiful

[murphypendleton]

you're welcome

[hellocomputer]

care to share with the rest of us

[illdrinktothat]

a certain tiny terror decided to drop by the apartment and visit

he spent half of it aggressively hitting on weyoun and the other half on my lap

weyoun had an aneurysm

[hellocomputer]

murph i thought we had something special

[murphypendleton]

sssshh you're still my number one, baby. 'sides nothing happened.

i had to help out a friend in need. making weyoun deeply uncomfortable might be my new passtime.

[hellocomputer]

well all right ye precious little menace

maybe i'll drop by sometime and make weyoun deeply uncomfortable too. sounds like fun.

[murphypendleton]

he's so high strung i don't know how he hasn't killed sully yet. so, yeah, good times

watch out though he's a pushy little fucker and he'll slam the door right on your nose

[illdrinktothat]

i was amazed he actually did that

[murphypendleton]

did you really shout MANNERS at him

[illdrinktothat]

course i did

[hellocomputer]

ooooo plays rough does he

ye all know how fond i am of little angry men

[murphypendleton]

oh no should i worry

he's tiny but angry? nah, just very distressed

[hellocomputer]

oh lad, not if ye keep making that face at me, no

think he'd be up for a threesome?

[murphypendleton]

good man

i dunno, if he could get over the weird capitol up-tightness maybe

[illdrinktothat]

oh god if only

maybe he'd calm the fuck down then

[hellocomputer]

but then he'd have to be unbearably smug about having had sex with the two best looking victors

i dunno if that's an improvement for ye really

[illdrinktothat]

i'll find a way to deal with that somehow

[hellocomputer]

always room for one more i suppose

then you could be smug too

[illdrinktothat]

you know

this doesn't sound like a half bad idea

[hellocomputer]

i bet you and me could get him to loosen up a little eh

[murphypendleton]

if we put our minds to it, i think we could

[hellocomputer]

well that's one body part we could use, aye

[murphypendleton]

i would suggest something else but weyoun might just start hitting me if i tried it

[illdrinktothat]

i can see it now

MANNERS, mr. pendleton!!