[locked to teams 3, 7, 12]

[hellocomputer]

all right then let's get us all caught up for the day in here

Comments

[hellocomputer]

oh my word, ye're a clumsy one aren't ye

[weyountrinket]

Well you know that was very traumatizing to have to witness.

[illdrinktothat]

first you steal data from caro, now this

you fucking scoundrel

[datasoong]

Perhaps Mister Pendleton and I should drown our sorrows together.

[murphypendleton]

as long as i can drunkenly sob on you

i leave for five minutes and weyoun swoops in

goddamn weyoun, is there no end to pain you'll cause me

[weyountrinket]

No, there isn't. I'm very sorry about how not sorry I am.

[murphypendleton]

you little bastard

[datasoong]

But of course. I will bring the tissues if you bring the alcohol.

[murphypendleton]

deal

[hellocomputer]

tissues eh

(sorry lad, i just thought i'd make the joke before sullivan did)

[illdrinktothat]

goddamnit i was just typing it up

[hellocomputer]

i can see why, good lord

[weyountrinket]

Have you hit the incoherent screaming yet?

[illdrinktothat]

i'm pretty sure he's yelling UNACCEPTABLE but i might be wrong

[hellocomputer]

just getting there

this is beauitful

[murphypendleton]

that's where the goat learned it

that's who taught the goat to scream oh my god

[hellocomputer]

i wonder if zimmerman and momus ever yell at each other

[murphypendleton]

i need a video of that

WEYOUN

I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU

[weyountrinket]

That would require being in Mr. Zimmerman's presence again, Mr. Pendleton. Mr. Zimmerman and Mr. Momus's.

I'm not sure you have an incentive that would be worth it.

[murphypendleton]

i'll give you a dog

how's that

[weyountrinket]

More of a cat, person, really. And besides that's hardly worth the difficulties of acquiring such a video.

[murphypendleton]

do you not like dogs

because you might be dead to me




i still want this goddamn video though

[weyountrinket]

I like them just fine, Mr. Pendleton.

I believe I might be a persona non grata in the District 1 camp, now. Alas. You'll have to find another avenue.

[murphypendleton]

then would you like a dog because i have the feeling i'm gonna be going home to puppies

...what did you do

[weyountrinket]

Oh, dear. My lifestyle isn't terribly suited for any kind of pets I'm afraid.

Mr. Zimmerman may have gotten ahold of a copy of the video. It may have been from me.